Just for once, the linked music video is related.
Loosely, anyway.
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| A stage magician tried to hypnotise me once, but he failed completely. I am one of those very rare people who just have too much willpower, he told me! I tried to go back again the next night, to see if he wanted another go, but my wife said I had to stay at home and do chores, so that was that. |
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| Actually, I'm not that worried. I was told once by a girl I trust that my penis is microscopic. No way any sniper's hitting that! |
I like The flipflop 'Stay' caption - but I am not sure of what you were intending - could you elaborate please?
ReplyDeleteAlso - not sure if you take requests - but as it's my birthday (honest!) any chance of a flip-flop themed post enthused with your wit please?
They are so versatile for us slaveboys in terms of needing tongue cleaning, toe-print sniffing and flip-flop-face-flogs:) and if that pesky buy very lucky alpha-male Raoul was brought too it would be just smashing!!
Thank you. I like it too, but I wasn't intending anything. She is clearly intending that you should stay by the shoes, and that's all you need to know, I'd have thought, no?
DeleteIt looks like I missed your birthday - apologies. If a flip-flop-flemed caption does occur to me I shall be sure to post it... not a big thing for me, I'll admit. And the combination of flip-flops and Raoul isn't doing anything for me at all right now, but I'll see what he thinks.
Do keep coming back and commenting, despite this un-cooperative attitude by the blog-servitor!
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lol - fair enough
ReplyDeletethe flip-flops and Raoul are not by any means mutually inclusive
flip-flops are more of a seasonal kink
Raoul threads /posts are always appropriate and much appreciated to make our humiliations all the greater :)