Advertising Spot

Thanks for coming in – listen, we’re really excited about this campaign and it would be great to have you on board!  I don’t know how much you’ve been told?  The client’s a major supplier of household products and they’ve got this premium dog food product, yeah?

So: the spot opens in the… well, the ‘dungeon’, I guess, of a dominatrix.  And she’s got a slave on the floor in front of her –that’s you! - and we see her grab a can of generic dog-food and pour it into a bowl in front of him.  Really nasty stuff – you know?  Slops into the bowl and glistens unappealingly. Slave takes a sniff and retches, refuses, so she pushes his head into the bowl with her boot and starts whipping him – and she whips him harder and harder, until he’s eaten the whole thing.  We see him taking mouthfuls and swallowing with disgust – that’s important. Then we see him dressed, thanking her for the session and he goes outside and is violently sick on the street. With me so far?

OK, then we see him arrive for his next session, and he’s casting nervous glances at the shelf where she keeps her dog food as he hands over the tribute, see?  But this time when he’s naked at her feet, she grabs a can of the Product, and tips it into his bowl. Lovely chunks this time, with translucent jelly just catching the coloured dungeon lights – mmm.  Slave sniffs nervously, looks surprised, starts eating it and then begins wolfing it down, you know? Can’t get enough!  And we finish with him in doggy-begging mode below the shelf, barking excitedly up at another can of the Product, as his mistress stares at the empty bowl in puzzled disappointment.

We were originally going to use actors and beef stew, but it wouldn’t be legal to show someone eating stuff that isn’t actually the Product, you know? That would be false advertising. 

So… we asked around if anyone knew anyone and Lucy in accounts  - she's in accounts but she really wants to join the creative team - Lucy said she knows a findomme with piggie slaves who’ll do anything she tells them and… well, here you are!

There’s be quite a lot of money in it. The client sells in over 30 countries, and the packaging is different in most of them so we’ll have to re-shoot. You have to eat it again each time, too – pesky advertising laws, I’m afraid.  And the nasty competitor product. We were a bit worried about the whip marks, but Sophie thought we could just completely cover your back with them to begin with – like you’d already had a good thrashing, yeah? – so there wouldn’t be continuity problems with that. Of course, we won’t make you do more than seven or eight spots in any one day.  But you get paid for each you see – well, or rather your findomme does, I suppose.

So – you up for it? Obviously, you can only sign the contract of your own free will, but if you need a day or two for someone to force you to agree, we don’t have to sign today?

THE END

Epilogue

Actually, this was just the start.  Lucky old Spot (yeah, the slave's called Spot...bit of a coincidence, I know) went on to star in a wildly popular campaign for a well-known brand of toilet cleaner.  Again, a frustrated domme finds that when she's used the Product, her toilet no longer tastes foul, so she ends up having to take him out to lick a public urinal clean.  Last I heard, he was getting so many offers his findomme had decided he should resign from his day job and do it full time - pretty great, huh?

Uncharacteristic boasting

Incidentally, if you're 'reading' this far (and you shouldn't, it's unhealthy to edge for too long - go on, get it out.  There.  That's right. Phew  - isn't that better?), you  might want to know that January 2019 was the most popular month in this blog's history.  More than seventeen pageviews from at least four separate people... no, actually, I'm pretty sure it was more than seventeen... ah yes, that's right, over 100,000, that's it. The pageview count went over 100,000 in the month for the first time ever. It's almost exactly eight years since the blog started: 7.5 million page-views, over 1000 comments. Goodness me, if this keeps up, how ever will I be able to maintain my self-image as a worthless loser? 

Thank you all - keep on coming.*

OK, so some of it is probably people not using Tumblr so much.  Still...

*  Yes, I know.  Sorry.  But after all those page-views you are used to it by now, right?