I'm normally done in 15 seconds anyway, actually. |
Some evenings she likes just to chain him to the cold cellar floor, come upstairs, grab a bottle of Chardonnay and a box of tisues and settle down to a good rom-com on TV. |
As long as the first ring goes on OK, erections shouldn't be a problem. |
That is the deal. I have yet to discover when, if ever, is 'off shift'. |
I seem to spend my whole life charging devices - if it's not the shock collar, it's the phone, and all her vibrators need constantly to be fully charged too... modern world, I suppose. |
inspiring women especially Rosamund
ReplyDeleteIndeed. Without the inspiration that women provide, what would we do all day? Laze around drinking beer, I expect, which would be just horrid.
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