It probably wasn't intentional - just one of those things, you know? No point making a big deal of it. |
Don't worry, she said 'yes' the second time around. And then she charged for her presence at the marriage ceremony at session rates - rather a sweet touch, don't you think? |
Yes, that should help take your mind off it. I think she'd like a back-rub too, if you don't mind. |
No problem - I've got both on speed-dial. |
Re: Medical accidents reminded me of the punch line form an old joke.
ReplyDelete"Dammit nurse, I said to 'prick his boil'."
Ba-boom!
DeleteI understand the procedure can be a little uncomfortable but it is very safe. Sexually transmitted diseases would be almost eradicated if women got into the habit of boiling their partners' penises before sex.