Oh, it would be just awful lying across that skirt having your backside whacked repeatedly with a heavy wooden hairbrush, don't you think? Awful. No, no, please don't do that. |
Well at least she's giving you a choice. |
I see a happy ever after on the horizon. |
You know, I write a lot here about being told I was 'the worst fuck ever' on dates, but actually it's only happened to me once. |
For years I've been thinking if I'm a alpha male, mmmm, I guess I got the answer.
ReplyDeleteOn the grounds that you find it unsuitable using the criteria listed in the title? Only there are other unsuitability criteria mentioned there, so it's not a 100% accurate test if you passed.
DeleteIf on the other hand you failed, then welcome to the blog.
Best wishes
S
if you've failed as an alpha I'd suggest James Charles as a new role model
DeleteServ, you are on fire, as always, amazing caps
I think even sissy role models are too male to count as role models. My ideal man is one doing exactly what a woman wants - from cleaning, serving or paying all the way through to just fucking off and leaving her alone.
DeleteThank you for your kind comment, as ever.
S