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| Obviously, anyone's bound to feel a bit nervous before having a microchip inserted into their brains, but just ask any man who's had it done - you'll hear nothing but gratitude. |
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| They're quite smart, those 'rate my date' sites. I tried sneakily entering a positive review about myself and I was automatically redirected to ratemywank.com. Where I built up quite a profile, actually, until my SO stopped all that nonsense. |
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| One positive thing is that he has discovered he and his father-in-law have a lot in common, so that's nice. |
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| Mmm... edgy. Let's hope she doesn't get too drunk this time. |
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| Despite the general female-led tendency of this blog, I want to make clear that I think it is OK to have disagreements between husband and wife in marriage. I disagreed with my SO once, very early on in our life together, and although it was painful - very painful, actually - I think we both found it to be a learning experience that made our marriage stronger. |
Honey, where are you going? But I told you that you are not allowed to go to the men's lib group anymore. It is disturbing that you would want to do something without my approval. I was talking to Andrews wife, Sally, and she said that you are one of the most vocal advocates of equal rights for men in marriage and you even said you wanted to be able to vote in elections. Is this correct? You have dared to express views which you know I do not approve of, would never ever condone and have told you this on several occasions. As I recall the last time we spoke about this you agreed with me that men have their place in a marriage and that is as supporter and menial sissy slave.
ReplyDeleteNow what do you have to say?
"I am so sorry Zoe, I got carried away at the last men's meeting and said things which, on reflection, are just plain wrong. I was so full of bravado and the guys were so appreciative of what I was saying that I carried on. I know I am first and foremost your sissy husband and that I wouldn't know what to do if I had the freedom to make my own decisions and I don't understand elections or voting or all those things which are the proper right of every woman. Please forgive me. I wont go to the meetings again, I promise."
I am so mad at you right now. I think it is best if you go to your room and stay out of my way for the rest of the day.
Happy days.
Zoe
Men should be seen and not heard, and not worry their silly little heads about feminine matters like politics, responsibility or, indeed, daring to express views.
DeleteMiss Zoe, it sounds like you have taken the firm hand that these mens' libbers need, and applied it where it will do the most good. He'll thank you for it in future years, really he will.
Best wishes
S
I found an error in the blog. I can only see one post under the label 'feet'.check this link -http://contemplatingthedivine.blogspot.com/search/label/feet . Could you fix it,helps those with the foot fetish. Thank You.
ReplyDeleteThere are probably a great many errors in the blog, Mr A. Unfortunately, some of them are harder to fix than others and that's one. I don't always put labels relating to everything in each post - and most of the ladies featured here do indeed have feet. Sorry about that.
DeleteIf you're also into teasing and denial, especially the denial, you might like the image in the following link. But if you're not, and you want to look at pictures of ladies' feet, you won't. https://servitor-again.tumblr.com/image/620982876146630656
Best wishes
S
Entirely by chance, though (as I have just realised, because I schedule the posts a couple of weeks in advance), I think you are quite likely to enjoy tomorrow's post. So don't abandon the blog just yet. Abandon it on Wednesday instead.
DeleteThat probably was the most frustrating image I have seen.I love the new ideas you create in the blog ,while making it realistic(especially the micro-chip one).I have been following the blog from 2 months and I have no plans to abandon.
DeleteThe only Female things I think Ms Zoe's husband should worry about are the frillies he is privileged to wear. Love the marriage councilling. How many more marriages would be saved and after a flurry of more wealed men's bottom a reduction in the need to beat them. Femsup.
ReplyDeleteActually, many women very quickly discover the key to a happy marriage. For those who haven't, I offered some well-meaning advice, in the early days of this blog:
Deletehttps://contemplatingthedivine.blogspot.com/2011/08/another-7-secrets-of-happy-marriage.html