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| And if she gets what she wants, you might get what you want. Or you might not. |
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| Erm... oh, I've got one! "What do you say to a blonde disciplinarian with a tawse when you're strapped across her |
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| She doesn't want to, and yet... |
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| Don't worry - she's very imaginative, so it's only going to be on the rarest occasions that you'll have to fall back on the boring old trope of male ejaculation. |
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| I'd expected this was going to lead to an uncomfortable conversation but it seems she's decided to skip the conversation part. |
Those ugly yellow fabric covered horse things. ;-)
ReplyDeleteYou're fooling no one but yourself, Tom. You're developing a fetish for them, it's obvious. Embrace the kink. Join an old-fashioned gym.
DeleteBest wishes
S
Do you think now would be a good time to mention that her heel looks like a chair leg?
ReplyDelete- Maid2deny
Would now be a good time to comment on her fashion choices, Maid2deny? Now: the very second after she told you that she'd like you to concentrate on thinking about how to be a better husband?
DeleteDo you know, I don't think it would?
Maybe later, when you're grovelling at her feet thanking her for the lovely afternoon outdoors.
Best wishes
S