Friday, May 19, 2023

Rigorous relationships

"Because I say so" is actually the best reason of all, I've found.


 

I've heard that 'smelly feet' is actually one of the flavours in those Harry Potter jelly beans, but you have to eat a lot of raspberry and cherry and other such pointless flavours while looking for one.
 

 


She hasn't even got that right: that helmet's definitely from the Franco-Prussian War of 1870. Do you think I should tell her?


Don't worry: there'll be lots of chances to apologise during and - taking an optimistic view of how it goes - after, too.
 

 

Surely you wouldn't sacrifice your deeply held commitment to the principles of men's lib, just to get into a relationship with a pretty woman? Because that would be shallow and demeaning.  Wouldn't it?

 


6 comments:

  1. If she says "Because I say so", well, usually it's too late for me.

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    1. Oh, don't give up, Michael. It's never too late, with a sufficiently determined disciplinarian. Sounds like she hasn't given up on you.

      Best wishes

      S

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  2. Caption 5: I think there are many reasons for a male to sacrifice his mis informed belief in men's lib. He has NO legal protection without the firm guidance of a woman. She seems nice, so I don't know what he's so afraid of.

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    1. Thank you Ding. I think men's lib is fine, as long as it doesn't go too far. We just need some clearly-defined boundaries (and someone to set them). I'm sure Nata can tell the difference between, on the one hand, an honestly-held view that males can sometimes take on valuable and responsible roles in society and, on the other, impertinence.

      Best wishes

      S

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  3. The woman in the workshop is not wearing any appropriate safety gear. Just saying.

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    1. She says she likes the way the little sparks make her tummy feel tingly, Tom, and who are we to argue?

      As a responsible blogger, obviously I want to make clear that the practices and scenes presented here should not be taken as providing advice on the proper conduct of metalwork, housework or (most importantly) relationships.

      Best wishes

      S

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