Took my hand and so unkindly

 ...cut me down with words so cruel

 

Many men just don't appreciate how painful high-heeled shoes can be.

 

 

 

 

There's a place near me that does them ready-stomped.  Very wide range of toppings too.

  

 

I hope her arm's not getting tired, the poor thing.  I think someone's doing all the work in this relationship.

 

 

She has great influencing skills.

 

Yes, but apart from that...?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Brought to heel

 

Hmm?  Oh.  Sure.

 

I don't see why she would be so sure of that.  Just on this occasion he's the expert, after all.

 

 

 

It's hardly their fault - boys break so easily, just when it's starting to get fun.

 

 

The worst of it is, she realised when he got home that one of the dresses was the wrong size and he had to go straight back to the shop to exchange it.  Someone must have put it on the wrong hanger - people can be so thoughtless and selfish, sometimes, can't they?

 

That's the thing about crush fetish play - it's only fun for a short time.

May the Lady make us truly thankful

'Squeakity' indeed!  I'd like to point out that I'm actually speaking perfectly normally, just in a very high pitch and with a lot of hysterical shrieking and pleading.

My SO found out once that I'd taken out a book on lock-picking.  She over-reacted completely - as usual! - and after a long and sometimes difficult evening 'discussing' it, I had to take it back the very next day.  The librarian was quite pleased: she said there was a long waiting list for it.  All men.

I've occasionally wondered what I'd do with all the money, if I won the lottery. I suppose if it ever actually happened, she'd tell me soon enough, though.

It's perfectly normal. Don't worry about a thing: you have a long life ahead of you.

She always finds it quite upsetting when this happens.  She's actually a very nice person - I don't know why she stays with him.

Unfair maidens

Or even better news.  Depending on what your kink is.

She's right (she always is) - we men should be able to stand up for ourselves.  Being able to sit down without wincing would be nice, too.

He still has two more wishes, of course. If only the ladies could understand his squeaking... I wonder what they would be?

Of course.

They have a very Special Relationship.

Effortless superiority

Oh well. Being beaten by Simon's no fun, but there'll be other guests who want a go too, so...

It's good when fetishes are complementary* like that.  A friend of mine went on a date with a girl he really fancied, who turned out to have a castration fetish - and that just wasn't his thing at all. So he hasn't dated her since.  Or anyone, come to think of it.   Sad, really.

Of course, it's not just about penis length.  Girth matters too.

Crush fetish again!

Oh.  OK.  (Damn!)

* Now come on, EditorDomme!  Is there another fetish blog anywhere on the Internet that knows the difference between complementary and complimentary?  As you know I take (and ocasionally receive) a lot of pains over my grammar.  I could of just written any old rubbish, but I choose my words with care.


Note: due to technical incompetence out of my control, I don't have a good record of which captions I posted between July and October this year (and I am not looking through all the blog posts to check...).  So any males reading this who see a caption they've seen here before can do some work, for once in their lazy, feckless lives, and let me know in the comments.

Active-aggressive behaviour

Actually, I think her levels of married bliss have never been higher.

 

 

 

Have you noticed their expressions?  I don't think they're going to argue about this. Sometimes couples already really know what needs to be done - the role of the external expert is just to help them open up about it to each other.

 

 

  

He does still participate in rapes from time to time, though.  Just in a different role.

 

 

 

Valuable protein.

 

 

That kind of bitchy behaviour is quite unusual in OWK, actually. Generally, the ladies work within a supportive and positive team culture.  It's about mutual respect in the workplace, basically.

Self discipline is over-rated

Always better to get someone else to do it for you, either a professional or an enthusiastic amateur.  That way you'll get a proper job done.

Don't worry about the bruises.  Most clients like them.

It's not your fault.  I'm sure she won't be taking it out on you.

I usually find that a short discussion is enough, but often she wants to go into things at much greater length.

Don't worry - most men experience depression post-castration.  But do you know what?  No one gives a shit.  So that's OK.

That reminds me, one of my girlfriends used to have a pet name for me: cockroach. 

The word of command

"No!", usually.

Huh!  And she accuses you of being a gadget freak!  Never goes anywhere without that remote, these days.

 

So much more fun than silly old 'naughty maid'.  And the marks last a lot longer too.

 

Actually, the embarassment comes from the fact that she didn't realise there's only one 'o' in loser when she did it.  But I'd be too polite to point that out - wouldn't you?  Still, better than this guy I used to know who became enslaved to an eighteen year-old.  He is branded with the word "Pwned!" - doesn't it just make you cringe?

Frankly, I think it's a bit lazy not to do it herself.  Ooops - you won't tell her I said that?

I was reading the crush version of Metamorphosis the other day. It's shorter than Kafka's original.

TLC

Tender loving cruelty, that is.

Let's hope the helpline gets back to her quickly.  She doesn't want a suffocated corpse lying around her flat - again.



Not that it really matters.





Men who find it difficult to see their wives' points of view should try it - it's amazing what a few hours of agony can do.







Oh no.  Not Sarah.  Not again.  That's just not fair.  Maybe you should say something?



Thought I'd moved on, didn't you?  Oh no.  She haunts my dreams...and my hard drive.

Please, sorry and thank you

Oh please, oh please, no more, I can't, I just can't...I'm sorry!  I'm so, so sorry, and I -


[AGONY]


Thank you, Sarah!  Thank you for beating me!


Oh no, oh please, please Sarah, for pity's sake don't, I...


[etc]


Three little words.  But so important, don't you think?



Fortunately, some important brain functions remain completely unharmed - the pain receptors, for example.





No imagination.  You'd think she'd get bored with it after the thirtieth blow, the thirtieth desperate shriek, the thirtieth angry weal of brutalised flesh.  But no...





She looks so unhappy!  Dommes shouldn't be unhappy.  Still, they can always ensure they're not the unhappiest person in the room.



Wow.  You could be getting a multiple orgasm here - more than once in one year, that is.

It's a perfect match.  He likes eating food, but he's no good at cookery.  He likes to look smart but he hates ironing.  He gets quite moody, and sometimes you need a good kicking.  Made for each other.

Later she bought the movie, but it was all a bit disappointing.  He was just one of quite a few actors in it.  There is one scene when you catch a glimpse of his face, screaming in terror, but it's only for a second or so, then a boot gets in the way and the screaming abruptly stops.  Later on, there's a longer shot of something being scraped into a waste disposal unit, and she thought that was probably him, but it was very hard to be sure.