Turn it on again

Yes, it's the latest in the increasing desperate series of posts using titles from songs that somehow include a version of the word 'turn'.  It's driving me mad, just another way of passing the day.

As in 'turning points'.

Angels and devils

My SO hates being accused of cruelty - she'd rather be thanked for it.

 

Maybe Susie will call you - you know, to even the score?

 

It's odd seeing your own cock, scaled up by 300%.  Odder still to feel it.

 

 

 

Honestly, does it really matter?  I mean, the script doesn't specify exactly what it is, so it's hardly going to affect the finished production.

 The lovely ladies of Cruella, of course.  Enjoying the balmy English summertime, there.

 

The needle looks a little scary, but really don't worry: it's nothing compared to the other stuff that's planned.

 

Good harmful fun

 ...and nothing wrong with that.

They take pain management very seriously.

It's best to double-check these things.  I've been on at least two dates which ended up in an argument relating to a confusion between inches and centimetres - and on one of them my so-called 'date' actually beat me up.

Obviously, we should be trying to encourage more women to go into STEM subjects.  Because technical progress and science are important - so best not left to morons.

That's a relief.  I was worried.

It just shows I'm a red-hot lurrve machine, surely?