Oral displeasure

I think it's only fair to point out that this young lady has actually signed a Mistress-Slave agreement ruling out any humiliating D/S play in public.  But not with you.  Go on - don't keep her waiting.

 

 

 

Or she could put yet another hood over that one.  My SO loves to wrap me in layer after layer of latex hood and we play 'find the air-hole', which is a bit like 'pass the parcel' but with a strict time limit.

 

 

 

Your feelings do matter, obviously.  Just not to her.  Or Daniel.

 

 

It'll be fine.  Dr Franley's patients rarely complain.

 

Don't get into one of those Mars/Venus misunderstandings by interpreting her words literally, OK?  I mean, she wants a present tomorrow too, obviously.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Brutal loving care

Silly, really, to get rid of stock that's hardly even damaged, but that's their policy.

Often, when smokers give up, they undertake some symbolic act of renunciation: crushing the cigarette pack beneath their shoes, for example, or just throwing it onto a fire.  Something like that might be worth trying too, to make clear all that nonsense is in your past, now.

Not sure about the colour swatches, though. I think the traditional dark grey is still best.

I expect they just didn't get the original joke.  Try explaining it more slowly.

And they say porn doesn't really cause any harm...