Re-entry

It's the least wonderful time of the year. 

Just the one, today.  More tomorrow.

Imagine no possessions

It's easy if you try - and find the right life-partner.

How do you like them apples?

Aww... that's rather sweet.  I hope he'll be OK after she retires next monh.

I can't stand those macho men who boast about the size of their chastity belts, can you? It's not the size that matters anyway, it's what you're not allowed to do with it.

Now isn't that just typical? Something goes wrong and she just assumes it's Roger's fault!  Maybe the guests got the date wrong, did she think of that? I expect Roger'll have a few words to say to her, if he can still speak after the whipping. And if she removes the spreader gag, obviously.

Of course, if she's fully paid up with a lump sum, then the longer he lives, the more it'll cost the divorcee storage firm.  Still, I'm sure they won't allow thoughts of that to divert them from behaving professionally towards him at all times.

....and just forRalph D:

Makes your feet and fingers glow

No, not that. (Warning: SFW)

This.

I don't bother too much about fashion myself.  Life's easier when all you wear is a steel collar. I'm never out of style because I'm never allowed out.

Practice makes perfect.  Next!

Many brides encounter disappointment on their wedding nights.  She just needs to make the best of it and move on, I reckon.

Married couples should try to share one another's interests. It's about making an effort: an act of the will. Sure, he's not so interested in cock, but maybe he could just bend from time to time, hmm?  Is it so hard?

I went to see Justice League.  I've got to say, I have mixed feelings about it.  Maybe... oh I don't know... 20% of the movie is really great but the other 80% was just meh for me. There was some really shoddy camerawork too - like on several occasions, you could clearly see actors in shot, speaking lines and stuff like that, and blocking the view of Gal?  That's just unprofessional.