Feeling her pain

Oh, you will.

He should be more sensitive.  Fortunately, parts of him are, so she can start working on those.

It can't be for clothes, because she buys them for you.  And you're not allowed alcohol or cigarettes.

She calls it "head-spanking".  Isn't that cute?

Of course, it's just possible they'll take a bit longer than an hour.  So - best to stop all that frantic banging and wriggling about.

Won't your wife be pleased when you get home and show her?