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Double what he himself would normally have to pay, that is. So about six times the going rate for a 'normal' client. But he does get to keep the shoes and 'normal' clients don't get to keep the lady, so I guess he's ahead.
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Very directly. She'd appreciate short and truthful answers too and frankly you are likely to be gasping and crying out too much to think of (still less articulate) anything complicated.
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I think she should just get on with it. A few little buzzes and he'll almost certainly find that he agrees with her - on this and on everything.
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Probably something to do with swimming. Maybe you can ask her about it later - but I'm sure you'll both have better ideas for how to spend your wedding night than reliving old school memories.
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I think the phrase he's looking for is "Ma'am yes Ma'am!".
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These implants are lovely. The world is so peaceful and happy. Oh goody, there's a super big pile of ironing to be done just as soon as I have got a proper shine on her boots. And maybe, just maybe she will give me a smile . . .
ReplyDeleteThey are wonderful. I am so grateful - I can barely recall now what life was like before them! Imagine being able to think disobedient thoughts without instantly... well, anyway, it's so much better not to even try to imagine that. Ironing... think thoughts about ironing and how pleased she will be with the ironing when I've finished.
DeleteIroning, ironing.
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When the cat is away the mice play. Oops. The boss is back. We’re caught with our pants down, so to speak. Our bottoms will be very red. Ouch 😓
ReplyDeleteShe's actually a very understanding wife. That's why she beats him so hard and so often - she knows he needs it.
DeleteMany thanks for your comment.
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ReplyDeleteLittle man should have known better. No excuse for him to go out. All the errands were run, and he's got plenty of food. It's not safe for males out there anymore, and she is about to teach him her brand of discipline in getting to realize that the house rules are for his protection.
That's right, Squawneworder: they're for his protection and his own good. When he breaks the rules he gets hurt.
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As the new saying goes in the new feminist order, "spare the rod, spoil the male". She'd much rather be the one hurting his backside than some strange women snatching him up off the street doing heavens knows what to him. Rape and physical assault is through the roof for unaccompanied males. He needs to understand that.
Delete“The Thrasher”. That groom is in for some unpleasant surprises. He’ll be spanked till he’s begging on his knees for it to stop. But he will suffer all those thrashings, all in the name of marriage; all in the effort to make his bride happy. She beams. He doesn’t talk about his home life.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't talk about anything much, I've heard. Too busy, what with household chores, lines, homework and suchlike. She runs a tight ship, deal old 'Thrasher'.
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Women already have an implant in a man’s brain, and that’s why they respond so well to my sexual charm. There’s no escape for them. Still, a zapper in their body would be fun. Fun to play with them all the more. Such obedient little boys.
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That would actually explain a lot, Sally. Your presence already directly stimulates our pleasure centres, so a wire leading straight into the pain centre just helps balance things out. Ying and yang, so to speak.
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Yes ma’am, yes ma’am. I obey, I obey. Punishment will be swift to the wayward male. I force a smile at her as I remember her wrath at my previous disobedience. I’m scared. I’m scared of her.
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Nothing wrong with being scared, Hank. It's often the foundation of a very happy marriage. I was a bit scared before my own wedding - but I've been in an almost constant state of suppressed terror since, and it makes me a better husband.
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We adore women so much that we can’t help being their slaves.
ReplyDeleteWe dream of women often but get mostly frustration and some punishment. Such is the lot of man.
Hank
Quite true, Hank. But, you know, we can't complain. I certainly can't, anyway.
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I’m a woman and I don’t even understand women. Yet, you guys would be more miserable without women, even though we put you through a lot. Think of the joy you have dreaming of us; I know all you men do. It would be bleak for you without us women, admit it.
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It’s ecstasy and agony for you boys. Your whole life you are pussy whipped
DeleteBJ
Thank you both. Yes, life without women would be utterly miserable. And what would I do all day? Half an hour to iron a shirt... done! My life would be empty.
DeleteI mean, there's always this blog but... that's more of a self-help exercise in public humiliation.
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I will transport you, the lucky chosen male to a realm of unbelievable ecstasy. Your joy will be that of another world, a happiness beyond description. You will feel utter euphoria. Total bliss. Such awaits you, you fortunate man. You’ll never want to return.
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You are my dream !!!!! I’ll do anything!!!!!
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Goodness Ms Sally L, that sounds perfectly splendid. The only thing that would make it even better would be to have a new plastic brush for the washing up. You know... one of those with two sets of bristles? I mean, I don't like to demand too much, you know, and ecstasy, euphoria and bliss are all all right, in their way, but she does like to see the plates properly clean.
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The coming home “way early” is how I was first caught in bra and panties. All my safety plans didn’t work that day. So no, I wasn’t cleaning.
ReplyDeleteBut since, I’ve cleaned in femme clothes.
SaraE
And now we get in trouble when NOT properly attired in the little maid outfit, amiright SaraE? Ah well, no one ever said femdom had to be fair.
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