What's that? Oh, I ticked 'make me cry' on the session negotiation form? Oh yes, so I did. Sorry, my mistake: go ahead then.
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| Just hand me the lipstick and stand aside, little lady. I got this. |
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| Very public-spirited of them to help out, I say. |
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| You might worry that if she just gets high grades without effort, she might end up with no skills and in a low-wage dead-end career. Don't worry: she's developing lots of skills and her future in a high-paying professional career is almost guaranteed. |
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| What, did you think she just... I dunno... abducted guys and skinned them in her basement? You've been reading too much lurid fantasy. Relax, OK? |
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| I wonder why she went too far like that? She's supposed to be a professional. |
In our apartment complex, sometimes we hear this terrible male crying and sobbing at night. The next morning all the ladies have smiles on their faces. My face turns white with fear, especially the way my wife looks at me when we’re hearing those screams.
ReplyDeleteThat does sound alarming. You should report it to the proper authorities. Your wife, primarily, I suppose but almost any Responsible Female would be happy to take up your cause, I am sure. Men should not have to live in fear, although obviously it's nice when they do.
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S
Pretty women often wind up making me cry.
ReplyDeleteHank.
It’s not so much that they’re pretty, it’s when they realize that being female gives them tremendous power. Oh for those days when women didn’t realize their power.
DeleteA man can dream, can’t he.
Frank
DeleteA man can dream... a man can even dream of a pretty woman making him cry - y'know in a good way.
DeleteThanks Frank. Thanks Hank.
Best wishes
S
Dear Mr Servitor. Love your work and delightful imagination. Please keep up your wonderful emotional fantasy. Your wife must be a fortunate woman indeed !
ReplyDeleteHolly
Thank you, Ms Holly. She tends not to see it that way, oddly, as she finds me tiresome, lazy and annoying just to pick three of her favourite adjectives. Some days I just can't do anything right... so I can't help thinking any man lucky enough to marry her would have difficulty living up to her rigorous standards. Sometimes I even suspect that might be the point.
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S
Watching public whippings of males always makes my panties extremely wet. Sometimes I even get some of the big O’s.
ReplyDeleteSally.
That muse be lovely for you and all around you, except the chaps actually over the whipping block, Ms Sally. And their attention is probably elsewhere. In these difficult times, it's great to be able to take pleasure in simple outdoor activities that cost nothing.
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S
My mommy told me there are some very bad girls out there.
ReplyDeleteFrank
Mine said the same Frank, and she was right. Fortunately, the great majority of them pay me no attention whatsoever so I cope.
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S
She went too far in her basement. She draws into her trap. Down we go.
ReplyDeleteSam.
Oh come on, Sam, let's have a bit of perspective here. There's nothing wrong with a lady taking the opportunity of a close male friend's untimely demise to skin him and have him made into fashionable items. To be honest, he's a damn sight more useful and attractive that way than he ever was in life.
DeleteAnyway, the caption is perfectly clear: she doesn't abduct guys and skin them in her basement. You need to pay more attention, see? There you were, worrying about nothing. Now... have a taste of that drink she gave you. It might smell a bit odd, but she seems keen that you should try it, so just have a good gulp and tell her how much you enjoyed it, yeah? Women appreciate that sort of thing.
Best wishes
S
Funny about the unexpected car repair help. Just about all I’d be good for there anyway!
ReplyDeleteThe professional in the butterfly shirt is gorgeous. But I suppose she truly meant everything she said, gulp.
SaraE
Thank you SaraE. I'm sure you'd be great in an emergency like that: sometimes all that's needed is someone who's prepared to get down on their knees with lipstick and a willing smile - and the problem's solved.
DeleteYeah, the lady in the butterfly shirt is trying her best. She certainly didn't mean to leave her client an emotional and physical wreck. Save that for the house-sissy, I say!
Best wishes
S