Thursday, January 31, 2013

Locked and loaded

It's not as much fun as it sounds.

And nor is this, but I'm incorrigible... despite knowing quite a few ladies for whom correction is a career.

Why don't I just shut up and get on with it, you ask?

Oh.  OK.

Balls busted
OK, so she shouldn't have done that.  But then he shouldn't have got cross, should he?  I mean, really.

Call femdom wife an escort
Good thing you were there to help out.

What's the problem?  He still paid, didn't he?

Streetwalker humiliation
Too much self-loathing there for you?  Oh, you're really not going to like the one below, then.

Self loathing as a fetish
I did warn you.  Loser.

Sunday, January 27, 2013

The terrible twos

This blog is two years old today!

Pretty exciting huh?

In fact, the blog got a little over-excited - as two year-olds will - wet itself, got a good spanking and then had to be sent to bed early.  But still, quite an achievement, I think you'll agree.  

280 posts, about 1.5 million pageviews and still a completely pointless and frivolous waste of time!  Perhaps we should all just get on with our chores instead, hmmm?  Do something useful around here for a change.

Or not. Happy blogday, me.

Monday, January 21, 2013

I wish she'd make her mind up

You know, for years now my Significant Other has been telling me (and all of her friends, and my co-workers, and people who work in the shops locally and so on) that my cock's too small.  

But do you know what?  Just the other day, she told me she's decided it's too big, and she's arranged for something to be done about it!

Well, I had to laugh.  Women, eh?

Femdom air stewardess gloves and an attitude
Nothing to worry about - the flight's delayed by three hours, so there's plenty of time.

Hairbrushed bridegroom
Married life... it's going to take some getting used to.  Might as well start now.

Femdom torture but only implied
Looks like she's decided to work to save the marriage.  That's a relief.

Hmm.  Another lady who seems to have made a big decision.  Looks like important relationship milestones are a theme of today's blog.

Hathaway heartache
Worcester is pronounced "wooster", in case you were wondering.  And this is the most beautiful woman alive.  Anything else I can help you with?

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Hit me with your rhythm stick

Hit me slowly, hit me quick!  Nothing to do with female domination, but still great.

The following items may have more to do with female domination.

Welts on thighs
Actually, many women find the sight of heavy whip marks on a man's thighs rather exciting.

Smoking domme
Very thoughtful.

That's a relief.  Because there are so many of hers you have to remember now, after all.

Fortunately, boys are out of season at the moment.  At least, I think they are.  Hang on, let's check.

I find it's easiest to carry one anyway, just in case it's wanted.

Sunday, January 13, 2013

What's my fetish?

I have a wide range of sexual interests, as regular readers of this blog will know only too well.  But like many bloggers in the femdom community, I am obsessed with precise definitions of terms, so I spend ages worrying about whether what I like is "really" a fetish, and discussing that obsessively in lengthy blog posts.

So - I found an online dictionary that said that something is a fetish for you, if you cannot become aroused, or achieve sexual release without it.

And that's all I needed.  I have a "Doing all my chores to her satisfaction, and not being too irritating" fetish.  There's probably a latin name for it.

OWK Madame Sarka and a very rude word
Well I can't tell you what it means.  I'm not even allowed to think - let alone write - that word in English.   Here, for goodness sake.

Pegged femdom oh my
Don't worry, you'll find quite quickly that the pain in your knees will make you forget all about the taste in your mouth.

How embarrassing for her.  I wonder what she'll do?

Castrated to orgasm
It's great when someone really enjoys their work.

She Hathaway with my heart
Yes.  Yes, that would be perfect.

Friday, January 11, 2013

...aaaand you think I'm sexy...

It seems that Google has changed its image search alogorithm, so it doesn't show pornographic pictures in response to most searches.  Unless there's a clear request for porn.

But "Contemplating the Divine" brings up lots of my captions...

...which can only mean Google doesn't think my blog's sexy!


(Hurt sniffle)

I shall carry on, regardless.  As my SO likes to say, it's a good thing I'm so stupid or I'd realise how unattractive I am.

Ms Haberman.  Lexx.  Try it if you haven't.

Giddyup slave
It's taken them almost four hours to get from her house in town.  Hope he's enjoying it.

Ex wife future domme
Actually, the divorce was rather acrimonious.  But I'm sure she won't want to bring up all those old rows now.  Not all at once.

Wait for release
Well, yes, I suppose she could shift it to another day, or quickly pull you off before you go out.  But it's just such a fuss, don't you think?  Easier all round just to leave it this month.  I'm sure you won't miss it - Marie's a super cook!


Anne teaches a lesson
It's good when people can find personal satisfaction in their professional lives. In my job, for example, I'm completely useless and I'm always getting shouted at by people, some of whom are women.  Makes it all worthwhile.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Out with the old, in with the new

New year, new...well, more...of the same sort of really...captioned images of female domination!


Sigh.  Back to it.

Chastity made simple
My Significant Other reckons some people over-complicate chastity play.  You lock someone up - he's in chastity.  Job done, and you can get on with your life.
Strippagram treatment
Actually, I think one of them has a Girl Guides first aid qualification.

The problem being, of course, that Madame Sarka likes the cooked meat arranged in a gentle curve.  And she's not as lenient.

Independent thought is over-rated.  Just take the pill.

It's best not to worry too much about what people think of you, I find.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

New Year resolutions

To mark the passing of the old year, and the beginning of the new, I decided to ask all of the ladies who regularly appear on Contemplating the Divine to share their New Year resolutions with our 'readers'.

Most of them just told me to fuck off and die, of course, but here are the contributions from those who did not.  Oh - and believe me, when these ladies resolve to do something, it does get done.

Apparently I'm going to have some New Year resolutions too, but She hasn't told me what they are yet.  Quite exciting!


,,,and last but always first in my heart...