I'll admit the first one is not a newspaper, and both (but especially the first) are distinctly more pervy than the "Loving female authority" peaceful setting that I think you're seeking. But it's the best this humble servitor can do.
|Important safety tip: always extinguish a lighted candle before leaving the room. Once, Madame forgot but fortunately the flame extinguished itself on the slave's bottom, instead of causing any damage.|
|They used to have a much deeper relationship, but then She bought a dishwasher.|