Friday, March 31, 2017

The other side of BDSM

As the intro to this blog says, we don't generally feature a lot of material here that will be of interest to the dominant male.  About a year ago, I ran an experimental 'female submissive' post, but it didn't really take.  However, that's not to say that Contemplating the Divine doesn't recognise that there's a whole side of BDSM almost uncovered here - the viewpoint of the male dom.

Sometimes it seems almost as though maledom and femdom are two separate worlds but there are many who are prepared to reach out across the divide and today we'll be celebrating "We love our Maledom allies" day - featuring short introductions and profiles to some of the dominant men who've been prepared to learn a bit more about the femdom scene.  Maybe we'll learn a bit more about what gets a bear or a bull's rocks off as we do, eh?

So here we go.

First up, we have Master Eric, here!  Master Eric likes dressing in leather, considers himself a 'bear' and is very much into the whole Daddy/daughter scene.  Master Eric first got interested in femdom when he was picked up in a leather bar by two lovely ladies who told him they needed punishing for their uncontrollable lesbian lusts and he's been with them ever since.

Say hello, Master Eric! 

OK, he's a little shy.  Anyway, Master Eric's favourite things are blowjobs and redheads in tight bondage and I'm told your least favourite things are hot-waxing and ironing, is that right Eric?

What's that?  You actually love your hairless body and you're grateful to Miss Erica and Miss Cindy for allowing you to do their ironing?  Oh, OK.  I must have been misinformed.  Great to meet you, anyway, Master Eric! 

Can you give us a curtsey, Master Eric?

Next up we have Sir Rodney.  Sir Rodney still goes along to those BDSM clubs where he used to hang out before he started to get interested in the femdom lifestyle.  He even spends a lot of time with some of his old dom friends when he does, although he likes to remain anonymous behind the gimp mask you can see him in below.  Unlike many doms, Sir Rodney says he really hates blow jobs!  See - and you thought all male doms were much the same.  Anyway, do say hello if you ever come across him.

Sir Rodney, the gallant knight, all suited up and ready to do his duty!

Now our third dominant guest is someone you might have heard of: 'The Mountain Man'?  Mountain Man illustrates a little-remarked feature of the maledom lifestyle: without a woman's touch, the lifestyle can get a bit unhealthy.  Mountain Man here used to eat nothing but steaks - as rare as he could get it - and let's face it, that's not going to give you the roughage you need as you get older.  But nowadays Mountain Man eats a vegetarian diet.  What's that you're eating Mountain Man?  Diced carrot with mashed turnip?  Mmmm.  Sounds good.  And stewed prune to follow too?  You're a lucky guy, Mountain Man, you know that?

Mountain Man's vegetarian diet helps keep his bowel movements regular and healthy, as do the twice-daily enemas.

Now our next guest has only recently started to get into the femdom scene - just two days ago, I believe.  Meet Headmaster George.  Headmaster George thinks nothing of taking an adult schoolgirl and bending her over his desk for six of the best with his cane.  A good swishing never did anyone any harm, eh Headmaster George?  Headmaster George?  

Obviously got something else on his mind.  He is just about to go off for yet another school roleplay session, after all.  Must be quite a treat, after all those years trying to find women desperate enough for cash to help satisfy his unpleasant urges.

Headmaster George's education in femdom is just beginning - but already he's learnt that there's more than one way schoolgirls can be naughty, and despite his many years of experience, I think he's finding out new things about the strap, the cane and the tawse as well.  That's just the spirit of independent inquiry - backed up by rote learning, obviously - that this blog post is all about.  

Well done Headmaster George!

Headmaster George is curently in detention. Probably quite a long detention - but that's OK, plenty of his former 'schoolgirl' playmates to keep him busy.

And finally, we have Derek!  Well, this lady below does, anyway.  Derek's never been to a BDSM club, never smacked a girl's bottom in his life.  Have you, Derek?  But his mother found a little stash of magazines full of bound-up bondage beauties and realised that this was something she didn't know so much about but that her sister Agatha, who used to teach at a reformatory school, probably would.  Anyway, to cut a long story short, Agatha agreed to take over his upbringing and he's been with her ever since.  Maybe one day he'll get a chance to live his dreams of having a young woman helplessly bound at his disposal.  He'll have to see what Agatha's young friend Clarissa thinks, that's all.  She's going to marry him - but it's a secret, OK?  They thought it would be more fun for him if the wedding came as a surprise.

Derek has a lovely cooling dip on a hot summer's day. He also takes lovely cooling dips on cold winter days, but fortunately his Aunt Agatha knows lots of ways of warming him up.

And that's that!  See - those big dominant males weren't as macho and hardcore as we all thought, eh?  And it just goes to show how tolerant and welcoming the world of femdom truly is. And if any maledoms are reading this - why not give it a go? What's the worst that could happen, after all?

There you go. Back to normal service - oh, when April's properly under way I expect.  If for some reason there are no more blog posts it's probably because I have gone off to invade Norway.  Do Norwegian soldiers ever abuse prisoners of war? Goodness, I hope so.

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

The wrongs of man

are self-evident but can be sorted out by the smack of firm government in the right hands.

She sounds like she knows what she's doing.

Another day, another dollar.  Well... not a whole dollar, obviously.  That's just a saying.  In fact, they only spend a penny each time.

Huh! I'd like to see him do better.

Maybe try another topic of conversation? I mean - you got her attention. That's a good start.

See, there he is while she's telling him how upset she was about his thoughtless gift and all he can think about is how his lungs are burning.  That's what men are like. It's a good thing there's femdom to help set us right, that's all I can say.

Friday, March 24, 2017


Try hopping back and forth from one leg to the other. That can help a lot.

Well, OK, as long as it's safe, sane, consensual and well-deserved. Or any two of those, anwyay.

People say that to keep up a diet you have to be really strict with yourself, but I've found that someone else being strict works just as well.

While you're down there, you notice Simon's shoes are quite badly scuffed - and there's a client meeting later. What do you do? (a) say nothing, (b) let him know or (c) give them a quick polish yourself, as you're there anyway. Take your time, there are no 'wrong' answers.

Well, as long as she remembers to keep it charged this time.

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Pitiful, really

...but it's all I've got.

I once dated a girl who said she wanted me to be a stallion in the bedroom.  So I got all kitted up, you know in reins and harness, and when she came into the room I handed her spurs and the riding whip and she just screamed, slapped me round the face and left. How humiliating. Happy days...

Former boyfriends... bane of my life.

The first time a domme gave me a golden shower and ordered me to lick it up, She asked me what the taste was like.  I replied 'tart' and things got very painful, very quickly.   (Non-British readers won't get that: don't worry about it, move on).

I took a personality test once and scored a perfect zero.

She's lying because she knows I like the contempt.  Really, she has to keep swigging at that bottle to take her mind off the hot action in front of her.  Otherwise she'd be overpowered with lust, at the sight of an overweight middle-aged sub, desperately jerking away on the floor by her boots.  Women just can't resist that kind of thing.

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Sometimes you need a little help

Hi there!  Amdigames in-game help, Sara here!  What can I help you with?

Er… no, sir, I guess all our male helpers are busy with other callers.  And also, that’s just a little sexist. I am entirely familiar with all our –

Sure, OK.  No problem.  So: what game have you been playing?

Virtual Girlfriend 3.0?  Oh-kay!  Let me just load that up for you.  And are you playing the parentally blocked version, or the adult edition?  Oh-kay.

So… menu screen… full adult.  Do you have kind of sex toys plugged in or are you just using…

Your hand?  What do you mean, you're using your – oh I see. No, I actually meant what game controller are you using.  I’ll just put mouse and keyboard.

OK, and can you tell me which virtual girl you chose?  Oooh, Suki! OK. 

So what’s the problem?

She won’t what, sorry? ‘Put out’?

Oh, I see.  OK, hold on. What level are you on?  Cos like for the first few levels, you’re just wooing them and it’s only on level three that they –

Level six?  OK, that’s weird.  She should be putting out everything she's got by then, no question.  And did she, er…, 'put out' on the earlier levels?  No?

OK.  Let’s see.  I’ll just run through a quick script to shortcut through to … OK, so I’m on level six, and I’ve poured her a drink and Suki says… what does Suki say, hang on...

Suki says she wants to run her hot tongue up and down my throbbing love piston.  She also says her pussy is soaking with carnal desire. 

You got the same dialogue? No? What does she say on yours?

She’s ‘got a headache’?  Hmm… That’s really not supposed to happen. Is your avatar still wearing clothes?  OK, try dropping your pants.  Let her see your, erm… ‘throbbing love piston’.

She's what?  She's laughing?  What kind of laughing? Laughing funny, or laughing hysterically, or laughing like - I dunno.  How's she laughing?

She's 'laughing like the girls always laugh'?  OK.  You know, sir, I'm not sure what you mean by that.  But I think it sounds like Suki might be a little glitched there.  Maybe we could try a different girl?  Can you go back to the menu page?

Yeah, just choose any of them.  You should see 24.

Only three?  OK, well, just choose one of them, I guess.

Amber?  OK, sure.  So, you click on Amber and you should see her phone number.  And then you’re gonna call her, and Amber’s gonna get all hot just at the sound of your voice and then –

She hung up on you?

OK, well you can still visit her apartment.  You know – you can get these stealth skills, so you can sneak into girls’ apartments and hide in their closets as long as your stealth skill is at level 3 or above, so –

 - your stealth skill is at level 19?  Wow.  I didn’t know it went up that high.  You must really like sneaking around in girls’ erm… anyway!  That’s great. So – let’s break into Amber’s apartment and see if we can surprise her undressing or something.  (euw)

You in? OK?  So what’s Amber doing?

What do you mean, she’s not there? She has to be there.  She’s just a few lines of code in a game, she doesn’t get to decide to go out and do something else…

Nowhere to be seen? Are you sure? 

OK, well look sir, I’m really sorry.  I don’t know what the heck has gone wrong with your game, but we can send you a voucher that you can use to purchase any of our – what?

She left a pair of stinky trainers and her bin is full of used tampons? OK, well like I said sir, I’m really sorry that this has happened and –

Fine? What do you mean, it’s fine?



Sir I’m still online here and I can hear you.  If you wouldn’t mind putting the phone down before you… before you finish what you’re doing I’d appreciate it.  Only we’re not allowed to terminate the call ourselves you see, and –

Oh gross. Oh I so hate my job.




Oh, hi?  So… Sara still here… Amdigames?  Can I take it you’re now OK with your game?

Great.  And... ermm… I have to ask, were you satisfied with the way this call went?

‘Entirely satisfied’.  Yeah, I kind of guessed that.  OK, well, I’ll say goodbye then and … go off and have a shower or something.

Wait!  I did not say that!  You are NOT to think about me having a shower, because –

Damn, you’ve gone.

EUUUGGHHH!  That was so....  Oh, YUK!

Hey Tony, can I take a five minute break?  I need to wash.  Like, really thoroughly.  Then I’d like to go back to the MMO section, if I can?  I miss the days of telling nerds they need more strength to lift their orc-cleavers.