Friday, September 23, 2016

Long to reign over us


Like many dommes, she's actually the kindest person you could ever meet.  Although she must know that the poor thing's probably already dead, she's going to pull and push and press and kick with all her might, if there's still a chance that could get it out unharmed.

Yes - useful tip there: it's a 'storage space'.  I went to the out of town furniture superstore and asked to see beds with an inbuilt cuckie closet and the saleswoman gave me ever such a funny look.  She took me to the right section, though, so I suppose that it was all right.  And she even let Raoul and my wife try the mattress out, so in the end it worked out quite well for everyone.

Yeah, lots of people say size doesn't matter but they're not the ones being used as pain-toys because it's all they're good for, now, are they?
 The glorious Gigi Allens, of course.  Is there a sadder phrase anywhere on the Internet than her self-description as a 'former professional dominatrix'?  Howl!

Actually, for me it was the maid's costume in that movie.  Mrrrow!

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

All that she wants

... she gets.

Best not to argue.  You don't want to end up with your allowance stopped again.

You would.  Well, you can't shoot a smoking scene with unlit cigarettes.  Looks like they're going to have to revert to plan B: ball-busting.

And we all know how slowly that can be.

She's going to get their top saleswoman award this month. Quite remarkable, with only one client.

Anyway, she's got a bunch of medical gear, so if it goes wrong she's well-prepared.

Monday, September 19, 2016

Kiss me boots, ye scurvy shipworm!

Ahoy shipmates!  It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

(No, really).

So here be some captions in the self-same theme, m'hearties!

(Oh dear me...)

Right. Done.  We won't be celebrating International Talk Like a Pirate Day again.

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Whack job

Women, eh?  Why doesn't she just buy both if she can't decide?  Why do we always have to go through this endless trying first one, then the other, then the first one again...

I expect you'll be too pre-occupied with thrashing around in agony even to notice.


Of course.

They're quite a long way out.

Friday, September 9, 2016

The power of love

Make a one man weep, make another man sing.

NB - in my experience, however, you do need a credit card (or more often an envelope stuffed with cash) to ride this particular train.

And you don't want to be sore, as well as a loser.

He'll be given a chance to taste the same wine she's drinking too, in due course.

Ah yes.  My fault.  Of course.

Oh, she should try being a bit more creative.  She's in a chemist's shop (trans: pharmacy) after all.  I'm sure there will be plenty of things they sell that taste really nasty. Anything labelled 'Not to be taken internally' is worth a go. 

He's lucky she's not displeased with him, isn't he?

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Put in place

So I'm just supposed to hang around until she's ready to talk, eh? Tsk. Bloody typical.

Mmm... keys.

You can give upward feedback too.  From waaaay down there.

Hmm.  Quite a predicament!  Hope little wifey doesn't smell the smoke!  You know what she's like...

She really shouldn't have to worry about damage to boys' internal organs. After all, damage to their external organs is so much more fun.

Friday, September 2, 2016

Before you start, you're already beat

She's going to play you for a fool, yes it's true.

I wouldn't mind.  Not that anyone would care whether I did or not.

If you're still worried that there might be gay sex involved somewhere, they've offered to sign a written agreement that under no circumstances will you engage in any sexual activity of any sort, ever.  OK?  So: that's all right.

I think it's good that she still plays with her former boyfriends occasionally.  The ones she hasn't broken, anyway.
  This was, and is, the lovely Mistress Mina Thorne who I am sure is a perfect professional and would never do anything even the teensiest bit non-consensual, unless you asked her to.  Asked very nicely. But she does have a delightfully wicked smile so I keep featuring images of her doing evil things.

You've got to learn to pick up on these little signals now you're married. Guys: the gag means she doesn't want to hear it, OK?

I like this one a lot... S.

Tuesday, August 30, 2016


and believe me, several ladies quite skilled in the art of correction have tried.

Truth and consequences.

Best years of your life.

They seem rather indecisive for such otherwise forceful ladies.  I hope they make their minds up soon... can't hang about in here all day.

They don't have tribunals for gross professional misconduct in dreams - that could be another way to tell the difference, in due course.

Good to see them upholding basic safe play standards.  See, many people think pro-dommes are uncaring but it just ain't so.

Saturday, August 27, 2016

Summer's ending

... and we're back in the room. Probably.  This is still the automated post queue set up before servitor went on holiday.  But I'm sure everything's fine.

If this turns out to be the last post ever, though, I suppose you'll know there's been a plane crash or something.

...and these will be my last words. From beyond the grave.  Strange thought.  And such nonsense!  Oh well.. perhaps that's only fitting.