Saturday, June 27, 2015

Too late to reconsider



(no one's gonna wanna know yer... trigger warning: vanilla video unrelated to femdom)

It took him ages to get her interested in golf, you know.
 
 

Men can be such drama queens.  Getting upset over the littlest things.
 
 
 
Oh, OK.  As long as I know. Thanks.
 
 
What a sad little caption.  Sad little servitor wrote it.
 
 
 
 
Press them but not mount them.
 
 
 

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Penile servitude

Aooooarrrahhh-oooo, eeehhhhuuuh!
 

 

I'm sure we've all been there.
 
 
 
That's true, actually.  I mean, I certainly don't experience pain the way my Significant Other does. I experience it a lot more frequently, for a start.
 
 
 
"Just" in the sense of "only"
 
 
 

Hmm.  16 orgasms in less than a minute. Quite a performance.  Let's try not to repeat it.

 

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Sexual discrimination

When only the very best is good enough.
 

Its nice when a man can get involved in his girlfriend's hobby, don't you think?
 

Oh!  Oh!  Here's one!  How many blondes does it take to whip an impertinent male until he's crying helplessly for mercy?  Hmm?
 

It's better to give than to receive.
 

S&M in mainstream advertising... always a pleasant find.

Friday, June 12, 2015

Women on the verge of a nervous beatdown

Topping from the bottom again, eh? She'll soon have that sorted out.
 
 
 
One way or another, they do usually bend quite a lot if enough pressure is applied.
 
 
 
Points of view are for observing in a femdom relationship, not for expressing.
 
 
 
Or better, depending on what you're into.
 
 
 
That's actually most things, if you think about it.  Of course, you'll have to ask permission.

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Holy bonds of matrimony

 
 
Keep thinking about it.
 
 
 
There is no try, there is only do.
 
 
Tease and denial.  Love it.
 

 
 
It's good for relievin' her... tension.
 
 
This is from earlier in my marriage. These days, she has a bunch of keys she hangs from a belt.  I bet she doesn't even know what half of them open.

Friday, June 5, 2015

And he loves it when she beats his brains out

(he's pecked to death but he loves the pain)

She's not talking to you.
 
 
 
I think you're about to get a free session.
I think we can all agree and rejoice that this is the lovely Jean Bardot, can we not?
 
 
Hmmm.  Two captions in one post about a domme actually hurting someone who doesn't want to be hurt.  Servitor - reprinting the same old shit since 2011.
 
 
 
I like an unhurried session.  For example, I've got a humiliation scene going that's been building nicely for... oooh, about 47 years now.
 
 
 
Bloody typical!  Doesn't ask me how my day was, does she?  But to be fair, it's hard to say at this stage whether it's been a good, bad or howlingly agonising day.  Not until she's decided.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Warning: implicit sexual content

... it's the only kind you'll get here.

So... not a threesome then? And indeed, from next week, no more onesomes either.  Oh well
 

Well, since you mention it...
 

The delightful knees and firm hands of Ms Gigi Allens!
 


And during too.
 

No comment.

Friday, May 29, 2015

More unpleasant things

...of the usual sort.

Don't worry, she always reaches orgasm eventually. She won't give up. 
(The lovely, Divine, Mistress Heather.)
 
If you pay extra, she'll do tease and denial too.  That's where she asks you if you'd like to come, before telling you to fuck off.
 
 
Actually, she does get occasional complaints. But they're always retracted, with a heartfelt apology, before the end of the session.
 
 
Technology... oh dear.  As if I wasn't already obsolete enough.
 
 
In space, no one else can hear you scream.
 

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Non-commercial break

As I am sure many of you already know, Google enforces a rule that its blogs tagged as adult content cannot advertise, take paid links and so on.  I suppose some bloggers might find this unfair, but actually I quite like it. 

In today's hyper-commercialised world, in which we are bombarded with advertisements from all sides and every other scene in a movie seems to feature a corporate logo prominently displayed in every shot, it's good to have a little space where the content is all that there is.

Long may it last, I say.

Anyway, here are today's captioned images.


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

 

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

See what's on the slahhhb

I see you shiver with contemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmplation!

Ah, were would we be without Mistress Eleise de Lacey, eh? I mean, my sheets would be a lot cleaner, just for a start.
 
 
Yes, that would work.
 
 
Goodness, there she is again.  How does she do that? Unless she has a twin...
 
 
 
If the examining officer can still bend her elbow, the search isn't complete.
 
 
 
Oh, sometimes one should just give in to temptation.