Times you really wanna cry

You could try hopping from one foot to another.  It does no good, but it's traditional somehow.

And then they could sit on them sitting on the cones.

If all else fails, 'being male' would do.

I was once told by a sex worker that 45 seconds with me was worth as much to her as an hour or longer with a "normal client". I thought that was such a nice thing to say that I got distracted and nearly missed my deadline.

Let's hope someone brought the lube!

When a boy loves a woman

He'd give up all his comforts and sleep out in the rain, if she said that's the way it ought to be.

Free healthcare?

Perhaps you could charm her into giving you a free drink.

Any man complaining about how frustrated he feels in chastity is just missing the point.  Still: the wives are involved now, so things should get back on track.

Music has charms.  So does she.

No rush.  He can stay like that for a long time.  Let's talk through those options.

They think it odd and Sodom and Gomorrah-ble

Isn't it delectable?

My SO can be scatterbrained like that.  Just last week was supposed to be my annual orgasm and the silly thing forgot it completely!  How we laughed when she realised the next day why I'd been looking so anxious. She still smiles when she thinks about it...

Abusive behaviour can develop slowly - or can be quite quick, starting almost as soon as one hands over the bag containing the champagne and the envelope with the tribute money. 

Tried it.  What now?  Hmm?

The rules can be quite strict.  I tried to change my name to my wife's and they wouldn't allow it. Isn't that ridiculous - in this day and age?  Apparently "Mywifes" is not an officially recognised christian name.

 

Well, I hope she's prepared to let him stay for the whole session, even if he did underpay.

Indignity

Try hopping back and forth from one leg to the other. That can help a lot.

Well, OK, as long as it's safe, sane, consensual and well-deserved. Or any two of those, anwyay.

People say that to keep up a diet you have to be really strict with yourself, but I've found that someone else being strict works just as well.

While you're down there, you notice Simon's shoes are quite badly scuffed - and there's a client meeting later. What do you do? (a) say nothing, (b) let him know or (c) give them a quick polish yourself, as you're there anyway. Take your time, there are no 'wrong' answers.

Well, as long as she remembers to keep it charged this time.

Obeisance

Oh, OK.  I thought we'd barely started.  Never mind.

Well... it is a big decision to take.  So it's a good thing she's already taken it.

He'll probably mess it up, he's such a moron.  Just think what a fool he'll look, every time he forgets about a release date!  Serve him right too.

Some people leave their bodies to science - mine's going to fashion!  Or upholstery, I suppose.

How can this have happened?  I mean, for goodness sake, this is the third time this week!

In the morning when the madness has faded

 
  

Oh hey, good morning!  Listen, thanks for last night, OK?  You were great.  One of the best I’ve had.

I loved the way you shrieked when I was pinning your cock to the board!  Don’t you dare tell me you were faking!  If you were, you’re just the most amazing actor ever, and I don’t want to know, OK?

Oh – and I’m sorry about the mix-up with the enema bags.  You probably realised the soapy one was supposed to go up your ass, not into your mouth.  Still, I don’t suppose it did you any harm.  I'm sure you've had worse.

Anyway – the money’s over there on the sideboard, in an envelope.  I put a little extra in!

Hmm?  Well, it’s your money, sweetheart. For the sub session.

What?  You mean you’re not…?  You weren’t expecting to be paid?

So, you just…. Oh wow.  I mean, wow.  I’m sorry, I just assumed…

Well, you must let me pay for something.  Otherwise I’d feel awful, about doing all those things  to you.  It is quite a lot of money… and I don’t mind, I have plenty.  That’s right.  You just take it.  Buy yourself some nice things.

And you must let me put a little make-up over the bruises  on your face.  So you’re pretty, just in case you want to try another trick tonight, now you’ve done it once.

And… listen, I was thinking.  I don’t have to be anywhere until after lunchtime.  Erm... would you like to earn a little more?

Don’t worry about having breakfast – it’ll be easier to do this on an empty stomach.

 

Giving until it hurts

... and indeed beyond.

Poor things.  Their fingers must have been awfully cold.  You'd think the film-makers could have provided gloves or something.  Men can be so thoughtless, can't they?

I hope they don't lace it too tight.  But they probably will, knowing them.

 

 

Sometimes, in a relationship, an apology isn't even needed.

 

 

Looks like you're in for another uncomfortable evening.



Ten minutes.  What can we do for ten minutes... hmmm.  I wonder if she's feeling generous?