Saturday, August 15, 2015

Holiday special (1)

So here we go... Servitor's on holiday, having a lovely time by the side of the pool, scrubbing away at the mould that grow on the tiles, before a great night out clubbing, tied up with a spreader gag by the queue for the ladies' loos.

So in the meantime, here are some robotically programmed captions - three a day every day, without comment. Usually written long ago, but never before published.  Probably for a reason, to be honest.

Just like last year.

Feel free to make comments, but be aware I will not respond until September.  Abusive comments from ladies particularly welcome, as ever.  It always amazes me when that happens - I don't even have to pay for it!

Here we go.


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