So in the meantime, here are some robotically programmed captions - three a day every day, without comment. Usually written long ago, but never before published. Probably for a reason, to be honest.
Just like last year.
Feel free to make comments, but be aware I will not respond until September. Abusive comments from ladies particularly welcome, as ever. It always amazes me when that happens - I don't even have to pay for it!
Here we go.