Friday, October 9, 2015

Tender loving care

Time to celebrate those heroines of the medical profession.  Where would we be without them?  Still experiencing unwanted erections in many cases, I expect.

And let's face it, if you're honest with yourself you probably wouldn't be due a lot of financial compensation anyway, would you?

Men just aren't suited to this sort of thing.  Too squeamish.  But do the best you can. I'm sure you don't want to disappoint her.

She's got a really effective treatment for that.

She'll need a complete history listing all your sexual partners as well, but that should be very quick, no?

That tiresome bureaucracy.

1 comment:

  1. I love these! Do you have a favorite castration caption among the ones you've written? Can I request a castration or penectomy caption with heartbreakingly cruel teasing?