My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Oh, come on Eileen..pleeease.
|It's good to be fit. You get to be flogged further, before collapsing.|
|Oh, OK. And I suppose my opinion counts for nothing, here?|
|Good thing you have an ironing fetish! You don't? Oh. Oh well.|
|Shall I compare thee to a... errrr... purple cucumber? Thou art more knobbly and thy veins pulse with lust...|
|One of my virtual girlfriends is programmed to find out about the others, and ridicule me. |
Actually, that's not true. I can't keep a virtual girlfriend for long. They always reject me. So unkind...