Tuesday, March 29, 2016
Really? Oh my god! That must have been, like, so embarrassing! Hey - you know, the same thing happened to my brother? When he was 15? Mom walked in just when he was… well, actually you know, just when he was finishing if you know what I mean! And he couldn’t stop so it happened right there in front of her!
Yeah. He was pretty embarassed about that!
Mom was kinda strict too. Especially about that kind of stuff. She paddled him so hard he could hardly sit down for days. Made him read out the bits of the bible about the 'sin of Onan' while she did it.
Yeah? Your mom paddled you too? What, with a big wooden paddle? Ooooh – that must have hurt.
So when did all this happen?
About 25 minutes ago?
I just…I dunno, thought maybe it was when you were a teenager or something… and, erm…
Hey! You know, what I just suddenly remembered? I can’t go tonight! I promised my friend Becky I’d help her with her hair. I am so sorry!
What? ‘Where does Becky live’? Oh… well, hey, where do you live?
OK. It’s right the other direction from there.
I hope you liked that. I just wanted to warn regular readers that the next posting, due on Friday, is going to be a bit of a change of theme for this blog, as it will feature female submission. Obviously, that's not something that everyone who reads Contemplating the Divine will be into, so I just wanted to warn you as I don't want to offend anyone. Maybe it's a mid-life crisis, maybe it's something else, but it's just a theme I feel I want to explore at this stage in my sexual journey and I've tried my hand a few captioned images. Anyway, if you're broadminded enough, come along and see what you think!