Because, if you're a reader of this blog who's ever fantasised about being protected by a powerful, wise and beautiful woman, then - hang on what am I talking about? Of course you are. To put it more simply: if you're a reader of this blog... just go and see the movie if you haven't already.
And yes, the quote in the title is a double-entendre. Chris Pine has never looked so vulnerable, not even here.
I suppose you don't even need captions when there's this:
or even this (looks like someone forgot his safeword)
But I've done a few anyway: