Beneath contempt

... but I'm hoping to elevate myself to that level, through hard work and diligent attention to Her wishes.

Of course, bondage play is out of the question. But also unnecessary.

Yes.  A sympathy fuck would be just awful.  Don't even think about it.

Don't get frightened if your top brings out a long and detailed consent form, by the way. It's the two-sentence versions that should worry you.

You can never have enough hats, gloves, slaves and shoes.

Travel Scrabble?