Friday, March 23, 2018

Unmancipation

When I first started dating my SO, I'd often finish before She had a chance to come, but now things are more under control She typically has oh... two, three...maybe even four hundred orgasms before that happens.



It's always embarassing when men have to go to what's basically a girls' night out, isn't it? You kind of stand around awkwardly, watching the wives roaring with laughter while you make polite converation about ironing tips and suchlike.  Women are just better at social events... it's because they've got more empathy.


 


Life will be a lot simpler.  You can do as she says or starve.



Big decision.  Don't pressure her, OK?



I'm down on my hands and knees.  Point me to the broken glass.

6 comments:

  1. I don't find those sort of parties conducive to male conversation. There's all that screaming and pleading from the rapists and all that laughter from the Women. And we men are so quiet and respectful and its har to hear our fellow brothers in servitude speaking over that hullabaloo. Plus the definition of rape is changing. I here the Women's Supremacist government is going to declare rubbing against a woman as rape and unlawful erections in public as assault. Femsup

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    1. Quite right. Preventitive measures, too. You just can't be too careful.

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  2. Awesome Wonder Woman one. Loved your previous ones and hope to see more.

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    1. Thank you. Oh yes, there will be more.

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  3. I really do believe rapist should be tortured until dead unless the victim says otherwise.

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    1. Well, as long as She consents to the torturing and death, I don't see how anyone could object to that.

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