You make a grown man cry

Don't worry: Janine would never let you be eaten by some cat on the street.  She has her own cat whom she loves dearly.

You can buy her gifts too.  Lots of them, to make sure there are at least a few she'll like.

 This is the wonderful, clever and creative Lady Sophia Black, who has occasionally had the bad luck to encounter Servitor in person, but managed to come out smiling an evil smile the other side.  She is - needless to say - not at all like the personality depicted in the caption.

  

It's going to be kind of like the Revenant but without clothes.  Or the bear.  And shorter.

I read a men's lib magazine once when I was a teeanger - it was being passed around the boys at school, you know.  I didn't understand much of it, but it suggested that readers try to discuss some of the ideas in it with the women  in their lives, so I asked one of my sisters and she explained it to me at length.

That's the trouble with marriage problems - one day you think everything's fine, that you're in love and nothing can ever disturb that: then before you know it you're hanging naked on a meat hook about to be castrated. You woinder where it went wrong, you know?  The important thing to remember is that it's all your fault.