Friday, February 28, 2020

Fair maidens, faint hearts





I find it's always easier to tell the truth. The aftermath is sometimes extremely difficult.





I have my pride.  At least, I did. Hang on...it's got to be here somewhere.



By a curious coincidence, I got the cattle prod for 'last night' the very second day of my marriage.




I get quite excited about this sort of thing.




I heard Jason was having an operation so I sent flowers and my best wishes for a full recovery.  Well, you never know, he might.







3 comments:

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