Tuesday, September 14, 2021

You know, I've often been struck

She's actually communicating her feelings on several different levels here.  It's a Mars/Venus thing - you don't have to understand but you could at least try to feel her pain.

If you argue it might go on longer - and wouldn't that be just awful?

Some of us are already having the cry, thanks.  Although oddly it's the cuddle that usually brings them on in floods.

What to do, what to do... You might want to try playing safe. They won't let you (and anyway, you're not safe), but I expect you'll want to try.

She's being rather unfair here.  She often is: if you want my honest opinion, she's a vicious and vindictive person with serious anger management issues.  Always was.  Anyway - congratulations on your special day!  I'm sure you'll be very.. well, maybe you'll both be...  anyway, congratulations, yeah?  You're a lucky guy.  We all think so.


  1. Yes darling, of course I want to have a serious talk about our relationship but could you first of all stop your little dog from playing with those weights hanging from my balls and thinking they are his toys? Pleeeease. Oh there he goes again . and when they bang it one another Owwww!!

  2. It's really very considerate of the bride to remain so level-headed under the circumstances.