Turning points again and again

More of them.  I prefer these ones to the last lot.

Lachrymatrices

The annoying thing is, I only bought the car last week. But I guess I can do without it.  It's essential to prioritise, when making important financial decisions.

She doesn't mean the bondage. He likes the bondage.  It's the things she can do to him because he is in bondage that he won't like.

There used to be a brand of condoms that fitted me just perfectly, but the manufacturer decided to stop producing that particular size.  Not enough demand for it, apparently.  Over 20% of men are that size or less, but they make up only 0.3% of all sexual encounters, so... I can't really blame them.

And she'll decide whether you really really need it, or not.

My wife's very sexually demanding too, but I don't have too much difficulty keeping her satisfied: the local male escort agencies all give us loyalty discounts now and if I book in advance as well, I can get up to a 25% off the list price. Which is - just about - affordable on my salary, if I'm careful to economise on everything else.

Ladies in red

Men's libbers are actually firmly opposed to being spanked.  Most men are, actually.  But they always end up thankful for it.

I once paid a prostitute to have sex with me - booked with a credit card.  But when I opened the door to her, she looked me up and down, dug around in her purse, handed me the same amount in cash and walked off.  Which could actually be quite handy some time, if I'm ever somewhere with no ATMs.

Never try puppy play alongside an actual dog.  They're better at it. Much the same goes for sex and real men.  Don't even try - you'll just look foolish.  And you wouldn't want that.

 

Except that she's started by using social media to advertise, so her first clients are precisely likely to be your friends.  And your close family members.

She's sneaked a tub of lube into the bottom of your tuck box.  You know: to make the first few days a bit easier.  She's kind like that.

They think it odd and Sodom and Gomorrah-ble

Isn't it delectable?

My SO can be scatterbrained like that.  Just last week was supposed to be my annual orgasm and the silly thing forgot it completely!  How we laughed when she realised the next day why I'd been looking so anxious. She still smiles when she thinks about it...

Abusive behaviour can develop slowly - or can be quite quick, starting almost as soon as one hands over the bag containing the champagne and the envelope with the tribute money. 

Tried it.  What now?  Hmm?

The rules can be quite strict.  I tried to change my name to my wife's and they wouldn't allow it. Isn't that ridiculous - in this day and age?  Apparently "Mywifes" is not an officially recognised christian name.

 

Well, I hope she's prepared to let him stay for the whole session, even if he did underpay.

Good morning

Good morning, darling!  Happy honeymoon!  Aww... you're down on your knees, how sweet!  Are you going to give me a lovely little kiss?

Good morning, darling?  Now where are my morning kisses, hmm?

Well, you're not going to be able to greet me properly from all the way up here, are you darling?  Down you go.

Just on the top of the stocking today, I think darling.  I'm still cross with you.

Hmm? No... no particular reason. I just thought it would be nice to have my morning kiss at the back for a change.

Kiss!

 

 

Come on, hurry up.  You've got chores.

Well, I'm not going to get up just for your convenience, am I darling?  Just kiss the knee - no: the ankle.

Kiss!

So, anyway, Karen had a headache and went home early, so I had both of them to myself and - hmm?  Noise, what noise?  Oh: it's nothing, just my husband saying good morning.  Anyway, they had me kneel on all fours and...

Hurry up, darling.  There's something I need to discuss with you.

No, I'm fed up with you slobbering all over my shoes.  You can kiss the floor.

And kiss the cane, too, to show me how grateful you are.

Kiss, then tell me how many you think you deserve today.

Hmm? Oh - good morning. Actually, it's not morning but I suppose you weren't to know that.  Anyway, I just thought I'd let you know that I'll be away for a few weeks, so I'll fill the food hopper and put your shock collar on automatic.  Oh - and it's our anniversary on Tuesday - that's the day after tomorrow. Your shock collar will be going on and off on all day, to make sure you don't sleep. You've so much to be grateful for, I thought you wouldn't want to miss a second of it.     

Subination and dommission

Time to put those bra-fastening skills to work!  You trained for years for this - don't mess it up.

My SO likes card tricks. There's this one she does where I pick a card and I get the number of strokes of the strap equal to the number on the card.  Then she picks a card and I get the number of strokes of the cane shown on the card.  Then it's my pick again, and so on. It's not such a great trick, but she always finds it amusing.

I find the gentle touch of the electrodes somehow quite reassuring and comforting.  It's like - I don't have to worry about making my own decisions, you know?  Plus, every second they're not making me scream in pain is a bonus, so they make you appreciate the moment.

Big break, Pansykins!  Do this right, you might be promoted to skivvy.

Ah... they're going to play at being sailors.

Order from chaos

More visions of a future... not the only possible future but one that seems more likely by the day.  Goddess knows, we deserve it.