Sunday, October 23, 2011

Even more femdom captions

The title today is perhaps a little unimaginative.  But as the most popular posting I have - by far - is one called "More femdom captions", I thought I'd avoid the tortous unfunny puns, or references to early 80s soft punk, and just go straight for Google's g-spot.


So - look out for posts in the future amusingly captioned "A few more femdom captions", "Femdom captions and the real truth behind 9/11" and of course "Oi Google! - over here for the femdom captions".


Still the only Google result for "hot chicks in empire-line dresses", though!  That'll bring the traffic.


Onwards...





Colin dreams of maledom
A man can only be pushed so far.  Ithink he's reaching his limits.






Not that he was high to begin with
It's a shame because actually he has a very high IQ just now.  Still, astrophysics doesn't get the toilet clean, does it?  He'll be happier this way. Or if he isn't, no one will care. 



 
Castration oh my - that brings in the punters too.
That nurse might be a bit cross with you, for getting her into trouble like that.  Still, I expect she'll put the local anaesthetic in anyway.  She's a professional, you know.




She'll try Fibonaccir next
Sorry - bit of a strange mood today.




Cute, no?
Isn't she kind?  Let's hope she's in a good mood tomorrow morning.  Try not to look too disappointed if she says no, though - she doesn't like having her decisions questioned.

4 comments:

  1. I appreciate your style of captions.
    You might like/reblog this:
    http://f.cl.ly/items/2H0q1G2T0p3F2A2N092N/bonnie_07.jpg

    ReplyDelete
  2. Thank you. I like my style of captions too. And I like yours (if that's yours). I don't reblog, though - but consider it reblogged here in the comments!

    ReplyDelete
  3. I truly need to be castrated by a dominant women, for your pleasure and to punish me for all my sexual sins

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Good for you. That does sound like it would be thoroughly justified, as I'm sure your sexual sins are many. I mean, you're loomking at porn on the Internet, for a start... Let us know how it goes, if you manage to find someone with the right skills, motivation and sharp instruments.

      Thank you for commenting.

      Best wishes

      S

      Delete