A dish best served cold

...I always thought the phrase was about "revenge" but She assures me it's really "baked beans".  Or "bacon rind".  Who knew?

Why don't they wear boots like that any more?  I'd pay extra.  A lot extra.

 

Self-referential?  Self-knowing?  Or just self-abuse?  You decide - it's too complicated for me.

Anyway, I'm sure she wouldn't mind if you join in and make it a threesome.

 

He'll find that out very quickly.  And then very, very slowly, too.

 

Actually, I can't imagine anything more horrible than leaving her anyway.  But then, she probably can.