* Strict Miss Zoe can be found at http://www.strictmistresszoe.com, among a few other places. And she can be found, and met, in England, and I have, and she is just lovely. Such a sweet, fun and friendly person. Well, and very painful too, obviously. In an adorable way.
** It should really go across to be a proper triptych, actually. And fold out. But it doesn't. I bet that's just spoiled the whole thing for you, right?