|Sex..?. Don't talk to me about sex. I tried it once - not tryin' that again. Nearly got me 'ead stuck! |
Joke copyright Alexei Sayle.
|It's wilful impertinence on your part. So's being too early, obviously.|
|Scurry scurry scurry...|
|Don't worry. She's quite sweet, really. When she's not in a bad mood.|
|In space, no one can hear you sigh with hopeless romantic infatuation...|