Tuesday, January 26, 2016

A little talk

Hey honey. You wanna talk about what you saw Mommy and Daddy doing last night?

No, I know you don’t honey.  But I think we should.  It’s nothing to be ashamed or afraid about. 

Mommy and daddy were just a bit surprised when you burst into our room like that, that’s all.

See… when a man loves a woman very much he wants to… well, to make her happy.  And Daddy likes to make Mommy happy you see, because he loves me very much.  And when a man and a woman are married, what you saw last night is one of the things they do.

Well, sure it hurts Daddy, honey.  Like at school, when Mrs Andrews hits you with the paddle. Only Daddy takes his shorts off, so I guess it hurts even more.

Yeah, I have a cane too, honey.  And you know how much that hurts from when you had to see the Headmistress that time, don’t you?

But see, Daddy doesn’t really mind that it hurts.  Because he wants to make me happy and he knows that I’ll only do that to him when there’s something he’s done that makes me cross, you see.

Yeah, I know how much you hate being paddled, honey.  But that’s Mrs Andrews.  She’s an old lady.  Daddy wouldn’t like being paddled by an old lady.  But when a man and a woman are about the same age, it’s different, see, because – 

Like you and Suzie?  What do you mean, like you and Suzie, honey? Suzie Franklin?

No, really honey, just tell me.  Mommy promises not to be angry.

Did she?  Wow.  Over her knee like a little boy, huh?  Did she pull your trousers down when she smacked you?

Mmmm.  Well, yeah, OK. That’s kinda the same thing.  I used to spank boys across my knee when I was a teenager too, actually!  It’s a good game.  Did you enjoy it?

Yeah?  It got stiff?  Did that feel good?  Sure, no, that’s great.

Well yeah, see, that’s just like it feels between me and Daddy, honey.  Only Daddy’s thing can’t get stiff because of that tube.

Suzie’s a really nice girl, isn’t she?  I’ve always liked her – big and strong, like her Mom!

So… do you wanna invite Suzie round some time?  Maybe for Sunday lunch?  You could help Daddy with the cooking, how about that? Girls really like it when boys cook for them, and serve them at table and stuff like that. And maybe if Suzie’s not happy about any of the food or your attitude, maybe she could take you upstairs with a hairbrush, huh?

Well, yeah.  Kinda like a girlfriend, honey.  Do you think she’d like that?

Well, I think she’d like that.  You’re a cute boy – I’m sure lots of girls want to put you across their knee!

Oh – hey!  Don’t be embarrassed honey!  I’m not embarrassed, am I?  No.  I’m really glad we’ve had this talk.

Now why don’t you go and tell Daddy he can come down?  He’s up on the landing, standing in his naughty corner with his face against the wall.  You can tell him we’ve had this little talk, and that it’s all OK now, OK? It was really Daddy’s fault see – he was supposed to lock our door.  So Mommy got quite cross with him, and he’s probably still quite sore.  But actually, I think I’m glad all this happened, so we could have this talk!  Aren’t you?

I'm sure Suzie will be. I think I'm really going to like Suzie. 


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    1. Dear Servitor! I translated this little talk in Russian! Thank you very much one more!

  2. What a loving family just as it should be. Do you think Suzie looks like this.

    1. I think (in actual fact, I believe as a sincere act of religious faith) that there's only one woman in the world who looks like that.