Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Twelve months not coming

 
 
 
 
Eleven canes a-striping
 
 
 
 
Ten hours of sweeping
 
 
 
 
Nine slaps a-glancing
 
 
 
 
Eight dreams of milking
 
 
 
 
Seven hours of rimming
 
 
 
 
Six quirts a-flaying
 
 
 
 
Five spiked rings!
 
 
 
 
 
 Four angry words

 
 
Three gay friends
 
 
 
 
 
Two rubber gloves
 
 
 
But...no glimpse of that little golden key!
 
 
 
HAPPY NEW YEAR, ONE AND ALL!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

4 comments:

  1. "Do you expect me to talk?"

    "Why, no, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."

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    1. Always very disappointing in Bond movies, how he manages to avoid being tortured. Fu Manchu moves were much better in that regard, but still - why do the good guys always have to win?

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  2. Loving the Anne one at the end. It's makes for a great New Year's surprise.

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    1. It certainly did! One day I'll tell the story of how I managed to escape. I won't go into details now, but let's just say that Kevin and I came to an oral agreement.

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