Friday, December 16, 2016

Sexual repression

I have my testosterone levels checked twice a year.  They've never found any yet, but you can't be too careful about these things.

I'm delighted to say my SO reaches orgasm every time she has sex.  I can usually hear it even from my cage down in the cellar.

Who said she was pissed off?  A bit disrespectful, if you ask me.  I reckon Dave should report him for that.

Don't worry, it won't kill you.  Not at only two a day.

I'm tempted to say somethng about 'hanging around' but I don't want to beaten up by irate readers... oh hang on, yes I do.

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