Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Gender imbalance

I won't give away the ending. Oh all right then, I will.  The book falls off and he gets the crap beaten out of him with a perspex cane. OK?

Now I understand why they make the interns wear shorts.

erm... Translation?  Rotation?  Summation?

I've heard that if you insult the waiting staff in some restaurants, they'll spit into your food. But I just can't bring myself to be other than grovellingly respectful to a waitress.  What's a sub to do?

One day she'll meet Mr Perfect and won't feel the need to enslave and degrade him.  One day.


  1. The limerick packs laughs anatomical
    Into space that is quite economical.
    But the good ones I've seen
    So seldom are clean
    And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

    1. A domme set up shop in Manila
      But didn’t have clients until a
      Passing sub told her
      To dress like a soldier
      And pose for The Edge of Vanilla.

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  3. Oh, I do enjoy your work! I also like the image used for "rhymes with welding". I've google reverse searched it without success. Any idea where it comes from or who they are?

    1. Thank you! I enjoy it too.

      I'm afraid I have no idea where that one came from, though. Tumblr obviously, almost all of them are. But which one? In this case, we can presumably rule out "Following Blindly Again", one of my favourites.

      I reverse-searched the original, uncaptioned image and Google thinks it's a picture of a violin. So that helped.

      As far as I know, tumblr filenames don't contain useful information. But if it helps the original was tumblr_o9p1bzCrtO1ufz7dio1_1280. Good hunting! Try not to get sidetracked by a sexy Stradivarius.

  4. I suddenly want to read that book in the first one.

    1. Sure. Soon as finished all your chores to her complete satisfaction, OK?