|Not do a good job at 'good vigorous vanilla sex'? Little chance of that, I can assure you! Prepare for the best eleven seconds of your life, baby!|
|She later sold the house... said it contained too many memories.|
|If this blog is still going in three years, I guess this isn't really going to work.|
|Looks like everyone's having a slow, lazy afternoon.|
|She actually found it quite traumatic to watch, as she did the three she watched later on in the holiday. But she bought the souvenir DVD anyway.|
Speaking of holiday - I'm going off on one, fnarr fnarr. So, usual CtD summer: with slightly faded but unused old captions published on a daily basis with minimal fuss. Watch this space... but don't forget to refresh your screen, or it'll be a long dull summer for you.