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Tuesday, November 2, 2021

Despotic fantasies

Yes.  Much improved.

A scene from Horrible Bosses (or its sequel): movies exploring the premise that being sexually harassed by Jennifer Aniston wearing a dentist's outfit would be just awful.  As obviously it... hang on.  I think you don't even have to be submissive to like the thought of that, do you?  And if you are...




Isolated even if not technically self-isolated.  Very safe.





The important thing is to get you crying in pain - then the other stuff will be easy enough to sort out.




 

The smell will probably get them in the mood for the barbecue at the Reception, too.

 

 

And yet also how slowly.

 

 

 

 

Tuesday, September 10, 2019

And the wife she keeps the keys

She is so pleased to be a part of the arrangement.  Warning: clip utterly unrelated to femdom and disappointingly safe for work. 


She's actually very kind - never uses the cattleprod more than she absolutely has to, you know?





Obviously, this is something we cannot condone nowadays.  Asking female co-workers whether they have lock-picking skills is the very definition of workplace sexual harassment, I reckon.



You might not technically be gay but then you're not really heterosexual in any meaningful sense either, are you? I mean: your hand's not female.



How about what?




She'll be able to tell when the power's back on, because there's a little green light that flashes above the circuit-breaker. That, and the agonized shrieks for mercy from upstairs.