Impertinent features

 

The clever bit of the trick isn't how she stubs the cigarette out, it's how she has persuaded you to accept it - and even pay for the privilege.

The lovely Miss Zoe, who once gave me an unforgettable cuddle after a particularly hard spanking.

 

 

Gal wouldn't need to lasso me to make me tell her the truth.  But she's very welcome to do so anyway.

 

 

 

They say it gets easier after a year or two, so just keep going.

 

Ah, I'd forgotten that I'd done this one, when discussing precisely this situation on Paltego's blog.

Women will only be truly free when every male is enslaved.  It's sad that it has to be that way but... oh, hang on, it's not sad at all, is it?

Kindness costs nothing

... but structured, skillfully-applied cruelty can be quite expensive.  Worth every penny, though.

Unlike many modern feminists, Clara actually quite enjoys explaining things to sexists.

...and if you're not OK with it, she can work that into the scene too.

Reminds me of the time I had to unpack all of my luggage in front of two lady customs officers, once.  Goodness, their contemptuous laughter still rings in my ears. It's not that I had anything embarassing in the luggage, you understand.  I just have this effect on women.

Thank goodness it's nothing personal.

Oh, not again... you know, I think her watch might be a bit fast, actually.