Girls don't make passes

... at boys with slapped arses.

I had to post this, because it's something I have personally experienced and I think it is precisely the sort of abusive behaviour that comes from negative stereotyping of male submissives.  What - just because I'm sexually submissive, some random stranger expected me to give her money, to go shopping with her, pay for everything, carry the stuff home, wash her car, cook and serve a meal for her and her boyfriend and then fuck off? If I hadn't had her socks stuffed in my mouth the whole time, I'd have told her a thing or two about mutual respect in BDSM!

She's still technically employed as a housemaid, but on a substantially higher pay scale.

Nor would I, willingly.

Character development is important in snip-lit.  Women want depth and emotional complexity in the characters they read about.  They don't just want to read accounts of guys screaming in pain and terror as the cheesewire tightens... they want to know something of the inner pain they're experiencing too.

Even an ordinary hotel room will normally have coat-hangers, kettles, maybe even a sewing set with needles.  Oh - and if there isn't a steam iron, you can send for one.  You can have lots of fun in even the most vanilla environments.

The lovely Lucy Mistress Sidonia,  there, of course.

Goodwill to all women

It's that very special time of year.  The holly and the ivy... both actually almost as unpleasant-tasting as all the pine needles I have to eat off the floor, but it's a tradition and I can't argue with that.

Nothing particularly Christmassy about today's captions, though - just the usual rubbish.

I'm going to have a go at writing some snip-lit some day.  They say write what you know.

When we engage in medical roleply, my SO likes to use actual medicines.  She gets a friend who works in a hospital to give her stuff that they're throwing out because it's near its expiry date.  Says it makes it more realistic.  I don't suppose there's any harm in it.

My wife came multiple times on our wedding night, I'm told.

 

She read somewhere that husbands and wives should always agree on financial decisions, so she wanted to make sure he was OK with it first.

The video basically just consists of cut-scenes.  (Sorry, sometimes I can't help myself)