Thursday, September 8, 2011

Applied theology

If you do forget when you're shopping for her things, just ask one of the assistants to slap you across the face a few times.  Should bring it right back.

Of course, they can still say no.  As often as they like, actually.

Aren't you the lucky one?

Not very much later.  Actually, he'll be ready after the first couple of strokes.  But she won't.

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