|Two or three days at least.|
|Oddly enough, a few nights later his life took a turn very significantly for the worse. Just goes to show that you should be thankful for what you have - for example, he's not screaming silently in agony into a thick gag.|
|She's perfect, so why shouldn't she expect his work to be?|
|That joke copyright Emo Philips.|
I loved the first snowfall of the year. My heart would leap when I saw the soft white flakes covering the ground, and I'd jump up and I'd run to the front door, and shout "Remember the deal! Let me in now!".
|Women eh? Obsessed with penis size. My Significant Other seems to bring the subject up every single day. And I just don't think it's appropriate, on a crowded commuter train.|