Sunday, July 8, 2012

Unconditionally surrendered

The human furniture was easier to dispose of.
She did promise you a night to remember.

Male prostitute female client
You'll earn those extra dollars. 

How disgraceful another catratrix caption
I went out once a girl once who had a castration fetish.  We haven't seen each other for years, but there's a part of me that will always be hers.

(Thank you.  Thank you.  I'll be here all week.  Hey - how many castratrices does it take to change a lightbulb...)

Implied disciplinary wife
Good thing you're not going anywhere today.  Plenty of time to talk about it.

Incidentally, if you like this blog (and I have to tell you: you're really wasting your time here if you don't), you'll almost certainly like this one as well.  He doesn't put the captions in the pictures, but the basic idea of encapsulating a scene in a few pithy (?) sentences is much the same, and he has some really lovely, sexy, funny ones: Improbable fun


  1. "train punctuality" - I get a little queasy thinking about what would happen if I were to do that. She Who Must Be Obeyed would most definitely make sure I never did it again.

  2. Quite right too. It's always best to tell her everything when you've done something wrong. After all, what's the worst that can happen?

  3. Yes I can see why you prefer the lady holding the cane in my post:)