What do you mean, what happens if you don't? What usually happens if you disobey an order of mine?
Now pull your trousers down, and get up on the stool.
Good. And log into Skype...
...and call Tracy. I'm sure she will want to hear all about the interesting presentations <SMACK> at the conference <SMACK> on budgeting <SMACK> software <SMACK>.
Oh dear. I hope you're going to do better than that on the call. Otherwise Tracy might - ah, it's ringing!
Come on Tracy...
"Hello? Oh, is that Trevor? Wow - the picture's really clear. How's the conference?"