Oh...say you do.
|"Boots" is a surprisingly popular choice. You can also sell the right to choose, to someone else, then just take pot luck. Quite fun, if you're feeling adventurous.|
|Oh well. It's been deep-fried. How bad can it be?|
|They also provide a complimentary paddle, by the minibar, and there's a shackle in the bathroom. It's those little touches that make the difference between simply staying in a hotel and having an experience there.|