|Oh well. Being beaten by Simon's no fun, but there'll be other guests who want a go too, so...|
|Of course, it's not just about penis length. Girth matters too.|
|Crush fetish again!|
|Oh. OK. (Damn!)|
* Now come on, EditorDomme! Is there another fetish blog anywhere on the Internet that knows the difference between complementary and complimentary? As you know I take (and ocasionally receive) a lot of pains over my grammar. I could of just written any old rubbish, but I choose my words with care.
Note: due to technical incompetence out of my control, I don't have a good record of which captions I posted between July and October this year (and I am not looking through all the blog posts to check...). So any males reading this who see a caption they've seen here before can do some work, for once in their lazy, feckless lives, and let me know in the comments.