Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Unrequited contempt

It's always best to ask women in advance what they want. Imagine how awful it would be to spend an hour or two every day for a year writing 36,500 lines only to find out she'd really have preferred something else.

That's not how many kicks you're actually going to get, you understand.  She just wants to understand how guilty you feel.

With Brexit it's probably a good idea to own a few professionals based in Germany or France, too.  You know - diversify.

Just take one whenever you experience feelings of adequacy or self-confidence.

What an honour.

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